pudding.

congragulation: so this guy who suffers from premature ejaculation comes out of nowhere

Mon, 08 Apr 2013 22:14:53 -0400

so this guy who suffers from premature ejaculation comes out of nowhere

hazel-willow78: keepalive66: pabus-tail: strawberryvespers: w...

Mon, 08 Apr 2013 22:07:01 -0400

keepalive66:

pabus-tail:

strawberryvespers:

well-im-the-lord-of-time:

passthecocaine:

Yeah but can you imagine:

Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Sorcerer’s Stone

Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Chamber of Secrets

Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Prisoner of Azkaban

Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Goblet of Fire

Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Order of the Pheonix

Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Half-Blood Prince

Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Deathly Hallows

Has a nice ring to it

ACTUAL PROOF I HAD SEX WITH LILY EVANS AND THE PRISONER OF AZKABAN

JAMES WHAT WERE YOU DOING WITH PADFOOT

ACTUALY PROOF I HAD SEX WITH LILY EVANS AND THE HALF-BLOOD PRINCE

NEVERMIND THAT, HE ALSO GOT FREAKY WITH SNAPE.

ACTUAL PROOF THAT I HAD SEX WITH LILY EVANS AND THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX

THE ENTIRE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX

JAMES

I HOPE YOU USED PROTECTION

IT’S ON MY DASH AGAIN

This caused me to turn into a cackling witch laugh.

bell-sprout: one time this girl in my biology class got expelled for doing pot in the girl’s room,...

Mon, 08 Apr 2013 21:40:39 -0400

bell-sprout:

one time this girl in my biology class got expelled for doing pot in the girl’s room, and my biology teacher said, “why was she messing around with that stuff?”

and this guy said “she does it to lose weight”

and my teacher just sat down and put her head down for a second before saying “it makes you hungry. it. makes. you. hungry.”

behind-a-wall-of-illusion: somenerdygirl: pantskitton: spains-a-total-uke: When I was little, I...

Mon, 08 Apr 2013 21:37:57 -0400

behind-a-wall-of-illusion:

somenerdygirl:

pantskitton:

spains-a-total-uke:

When I was little, I used to think it was silly that they put the “external use only” label on bottles because no one would want to eat a bottle of aloe vera, but after reading fanfiction, I know who those warnings are meant for

UNTIL I READ THIS I GENUINELY STILL THOUGHT THAT THE PURPOSE OF THOSE LABELS WAS TO STOP PEOPLE EATING THE PRODUCT

FUKCKK

Photo

Mon, 08 Apr 2013 20:54:54 -0400

reeses-peixes: prettyflyforaredspy: raceagainstelegance: suyed...

Mon, 08 Apr 2013 20:45:32 -0400

reeses-peixes:

prettyflyforaredspy:

raceagainstelegance:

suyedah:

a wallet that will never be stolen from your purse

omg

omfg

oh

spirit-of-the-tardis: the-snog-box: let me explain you a...

Mon, 08 Apr 2013 20:43:40 -0400

spirit-of-the-tardis:

the-snog-box:

let me explain you a thing

Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present a British national Icon…

pretendto-loveme: New Chucks, I’m in love

Mon, 08 Apr 2013 20:35:36 -0400

pretendto-loveme:

New Chucks, I’m in love

licking-lampposts: i can’t stop laughing omfg i love drake so...

Mon, 08 Apr 2013 20:31:49 -0400

licking-lampposts:

i can’t stop laughing omfg i love drake so much

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: 221b-bag-end: i-m-just-another-...

Mon, 08 Apr 2013 20:20:38 -0400

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

221b-bag-end:

i-m-just-another-stolen-relic:

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

supernaturalshire:

theperksofbeing-a-fanboy:

slashshipperinthetardis:

ceruleanrabbitking:

doctor-john:

the-cosmic-life:

I BET THAT IF TWO KIDS LIVED IN THOSE TWO HOUSES THAT THEY WOULD COME OUT ON THEIR ALMOST CONJOINING ROOFS OUTSIDE THEIR BEDROOM WINDOWS AND TALK AND BE BEST FRIENDS AND FALL IN LOVE.

I will not write fluff to that. I won’t. No.

LUCY I FOUND IT

They stared out the window at each other, confused. The man across was the first to give him a small smile. He opened the window and belted across.”Hi there!” The other man opened his window and grinned.

“New here?”

“Yeah, I figured I should move somewhere close to my college campus.”
“You go there too?”
“Mmhm, I hear it’s really nice there. More to offer in education.”
“It is, I think you’ll like it there.”
“So.. Um, what’s your name?”

“Names Dean.”

“I’m Castiel.”

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

*dead*

Even though he was only eight, Sherlock knew a lot. And one of the things he knew was that he hated his family.

However, once he got to the one place he knew nobody would bother him at, he found it already occupied.

The first thing he noticed about the little blonde boy was that he had been crying. The second was that he was wearing a pair of unplugged headphones.
Said little blonde boy didn’t even notice Sherlock until he spoke up. “Why are you crying?” the future consulting detective asked.

The boy looked up, running his arm across his eyes. “I- I’m not,” he said.

Sherlock narrowed his eyes. “Your eyes are red and puffy, and your nose is runny. You’re wearing headphones, but they’re not plugged into anything and you’re window is closed, so you’re trying to block a noise out. Probably fighting going on in your house. If it were just anybody fighting, you wouldn’t be this upset, so it’s probably family. I would ask again why you were crying, but it appears I’ve already figured it out.”
The blonde child looked up at the dark-haired one, sadness in his eyes replaced by astonishment. “Y-yeah. That was amazing!”

“I know, I’ve been told multiple times. Aren’t you cold out here?”

“Yeah, a little bit.”

“Be right back.” Before the blonde child could protest, Sherlock had scurried back into his window. Just when he was sure the curly-haired boy wasn’t coming back, Sherlock emerged carrying a blanket and two mugs of hot cocoa. Setting the blanket down, he then handed the smaller boy one mug.

Surprised, the blonde took the mug. “Thanks,” he said quietly. “What’s your name?”

“Sherlock. Sherlock Holmes.”

The giggle that erupted from the other boy took Sherlock by surprise. “What’s so funny?” he asked defensively.
“Nothing. It’s just, your name’s different. Mine’s boring. I’m John Watson,” the boy said, extending his hand.

Sherlock took John’s hand, shaking it. What neither of them knew was that throughout the years, shaking a hand would evolve into holding one.

IT GOT BETTER

MY HEART CAN’T TAKE THIS!!!!

Merlin, after waiting for Arthur for so many years, had nearly given up. He was never going to be back. Something had happened. He sighed and looked out of the window of his new home.

What he saw changed everything. A young, blonde man sat on the roof opposite his house. He immediately flung open his window to cry out to him.

“Arthur!” he shouted with delight. The man looked at him suspiciously.

“How did you know my name?” he finally said. “And who are you?”

Merlin stared at Arthur in disappointment. “That’s right… You wouldn’t remember,” he mumbled, and before Arthur could ask what he meant, he smiled. “My name is Merlin. And…” he paused to think of what to say to him. “I… had a friend named Arthur. You look like him.” He looked down, his smile fading.

Arthur stared curiously at the young, dark-haired man. “Like in Camelot?” he wondered aloud.

Merlin glanced back at him, and chuckled. “Exactly like Camelot.”

Arthur smiled. “Well, Merlin, come sit with me. I’m sure we can be great friends.”

Little did Arthur know of their friendship. Their love for one another. Merlin would just have to teach him again. It didn’t matter how long it would take. Arthur was back, and Merlin wasn’t alone.

TUMBLR YOU ARE THE BEST

reallyreallyreallytrying: yo i ain’t saying she’s a gold-digger but she does carry a weird pan...

Mon, 08 Apr 2013 20:18:10 -0400

reallyreallyreallytrying:

yo i ain’t saying she’s a gold-digger but she does carry a weird pan everywhere and keep mumbling stuff about “gold in them there hills” idk so yeah she is probably a gold digger

Pretty girls making ugly faces - Troll edition

Mon, 08 Apr 2013 20:09:08 -0400

paperseverywhere:

i had an illegal amount of fun drawing this

melspontaneus: ur so bad Marshall, ur so bad

Mon, 08 Apr 2013 19:57:42 -0400

melspontaneus:

ur so bad Marshall, ur so bad

apatheticghost: today my friend said that he was going to do an impersonation of a gay man and i...

Mon, 08 Apr 2013 19:57:23 -0400

apatheticghost:

today my friend said that he was going to do an impersonation of a gay man and i got ready for some homophobic high pitched comment about clothes but instead he just said in the exact same tone without expression “i am attracted to men”

thekawaiiangel: ask-gamzee-ccrs-makara: do-not-feed-the-animal:...

Mon, 08 Apr 2013 19:52:46 -0400

thekawaiiangel:

ask-gamzee-ccrs-makara:

do-not-feed-the-animal:

I went to Disney World yesterday for the first time since I was eight. Immediately I went to buy a Peter Pan cap. Pan has been my favorite Disney movie since I was two. After I found my cap and went on a few rides I went around looking for Peter. Once I found him I waited in line to get my picture, which probably looked odd seeing as I am sixteen years old and 5”8, standing in line next to a bunch of six year olds. Once I got up there, he saw my cap and said “Defending the park from Hook while I’m off duty?” I replied “yes, I hope I’m doing a good job!”
That was around the time he noticed the scars on my wrists. He kinda gave me a look in my eyes and said “you okay?” I told him, “well Peter, you’d know better than anyone how tough it is to grow up.” And he looked at me and whispered, “Neither of us are grown up yet. We might have gotten older over the years, but we haven’t forgotten what it’s like.”
Then he told me, “since we’re both from Neverland, and you’re my partner in crime, stand back to back with me, and cross your arms. We’ve got to do the signature pose!”
I know the guy who dresses up as Peter Pan for Disney doesn’t realize this, but all that he did for me in the five minutes I met him made me feel happier than I’ve felt in months. I felt like a child again, and feeling like a child is pretty great sometimes.
I’m not ready to grow up yet.

oh no im crying

i know this doesnt match my blog but whatever im choking up

mercedesandherdrugballad: walmartfashionista: I’M FUCKING...

Mon, 08 Apr 2013 19:45:58 -0400

mercedesandherdrugballad:

walmartfashionista:

I’M FUCKING SOBBING WHAT KLAFLKADFAKLS

i’m engraving this into my wall

amsterdamnedd: agirlnamedtuesdaye: vjezze: Amsterdam is...

Mon, 08 Apr 2013 19:40:37 -0400

amsterdamnedd:

agirlnamedtuesdaye:

vjezze:

Amsterdam is turning rainbow for a visit of the Russian president Putin. The council of the city of Amsterdam has decided to hang out the gay pride flag on all council owned buildings and offices, in protest to Russia’s new anti-gay law.

FUCKYEAH.

look at the netherlands being sassy

“u think u can ban homosexuality putin”

“did u really think u could get away with that”

“no beCAUSE NOW WE’RE SHOVING RAINBOW FLAGS IN YOUR FACE”

scishow: edwardspoonhands: abstractfromadisarray: THANK YOU,...

Mon, 08 Apr 2013 19:31:23 -0400

scishow:

edwardspoonhands:

abstractfromadisarray:

THANK YOU, HANK! God this quote drives me insane.

Don’t shoot for the moon. Because, If you miss, your body will hurtle through the cold, dark vastness of space forever.

We should strive for accuracy in all things scientific.

foreverwholocked: princeharrehs: princeharrehs: i just ordered pizza and as i was about to hang...

Mon, 08 Apr 2013 19:29:20 -0400

foreverwholocked:

princeharrehs:

princeharrehs:

i just ordered pizza and as i was about to hang up i said love you out of habit and the guy said it back and after a whole minute of dead silence he just tells me that he hopes that i’m not expecting a discount on the pizza just cause we confessed our undying love for each other! oMFG!

guys! he sent me a note on one of the napkins and i just

MARRY HIM

llamaswilltakeovertheworld: Guys, this man is almost 40 years...

Mon, 08 Apr 2013 19:11:46 -0400

llamaswilltakeovertheworld:

Guys, this man is almost 40 years old.