You can call me J e l l e

I'm sixteen currently, though that's subject to change on an anual basis.

This page is a clusterfuck of fandoms, including but not limited to; Doctor Who, Homestuck, Glee, Game of Thrones, Supernatural, Adventure Time, and whatever else i choose to dabble in. I really like using words, words are fantastic. I am very wordy, because words. That is all I believe, enjoy your stay !
Brother: There's this guy called Zevran and he's really sort of persuasive and he will literally shag anyone.
Me: Anyone?
Brother: Yeah, cos he's like really charming, whether you're a bloke or a woman or whatever- he like takes people off to his tent...
Me: And you would know that how?
Brother:
Brother:
Brother: He was very persuasive.

inknose:

that fucking post about sasuke’s protective arm socks is a serious game changer, man

because this undermines the basic premise that gave rise to an entire generation’s worth of highschool AU fanfiction and cosplay where sasuke was always like

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when all along

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he was a huge nerd

(via jumpingjacktrash)

(Source: bulletinaweave, via sammywashisnameo)

acidverdict:

i’m usually one of those people who think that shippers over-analyze every moment between their characters but sometimes even i’m at a loss when they just-

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what the fuck merlin???

(via lilybells)

nightstar13:

evangelinedawson:

jawnn-locked:

johnlock-consulting-husbands:

flaming-tigers:

rulelikeaunicorn:

yunholic:

supercthulhu:

b1gb00tyb1tch3s:

c-c-chuck:

kiwibutt:

xybutt:

what the fuck is that

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what the fuck is that

nightstar13:

evangelinedawson:

jawnn-locked:

johnlock-consulting-husbands:

flaming-tigers:

rulelikeaunicorn:

yunholic:

supercthulhu:

b1gb00tyb1tch3s:

c-c-chuck:

kiwibutt:

xybutt:

what the fuck is that

what the fuck is that

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(Source: thelolgifs, via constantly-sleep-deprived)

noonesaidaword:

#this is so perfect #you think rachel’s going to love it and santana’s going to hate it #but nope #santana thinks it’s amazing and rachel is all what the fuck is this shit?! 

(via fuckyeahgleelove)

mimi-bird:

mimi-bird:

(via jaxtheripper13)

helioscentrifuge:

thebloodinyourveinsis20below:

helioscentrifuge:

wHAT KIND OF ASSHOLE EATS OREOS WITH CHOPSTICKS
AND NEEDS A FUCKING SAUCER FOR THEIR MILK
LISTEN HERE FUCKFACE OREOS ARE MEANT TO BE HELD IN YOUR FINGERS AND YOU SLAMDUNK THOSE DELICIOUS LITTLE COCKWOBBLERS INTO A GLASS OF WHOLESOME GODDAMN MILK
YOU GET YOUR FINGERS WET IN THE MILK BUT YOU DON’T GIVE A SHIT BECAUSE YOU FUCKING WASHED YOUR HANDS ALONG WITH YOUR TROUSERS BEFOREHAND BECAUSE OREOS AND MILK ARE SO FUCKING EXCITING THAT SOMETIMES YOU WET YOURSELF ABOUT IT AND NO ONE JUDGES YOU BECAUSE MOTHERFUCKING OREOS
YOU FUCKING NASTY TRASH PUT THOSE CHOPSTICKS AWAY BEFORE THE SOCIAL JUSTICE BLOGGERS NAIL YOU TO A TREE FOR APPROPRIATION
THIS SHIT MAKES ME WANT TO BURN DOWN AN OIL REFINERY JESUS FUCKING SKATEBOARDED OFF A CLIFF AND TURNED INTO A PTERODACTYL CHRIST

when i die will you write my obituary?^^^^^^^^

i will but i’m probably gonna call you out on dying like a little bitch

helioscentrifuge:

thebloodinyourveinsis20below:

helioscentrifuge:

wHAT KIND OF ASSHOLE EATS OREOS WITH CHOPSTICKS

AND NEEDS A FUCKING SAUCER FOR THEIR MILK

LISTEN HERE FUCKFACE OREOS ARE MEANT TO BE HELD IN YOUR FINGERS AND YOU SLAMDUNK THOSE DELICIOUS LITTLE COCKWOBBLERS INTO A GLASS OF WHOLESOME GODDAMN MILK

YOU GET YOUR FINGERS WET IN THE MILK BUT YOU DON’T GIVE A SHIT BECAUSE YOU FUCKING WASHED YOUR HANDS ALONG WITH YOUR TROUSERS BEFOREHAND BECAUSE OREOS AND MILK ARE SO FUCKING EXCITING THAT SOMETIMES YOU WET YOURSELF ABOUT IT AND NO ONE JUDGES YOU BECAUSE MOTHERFUCKING OREOS

YOU FUCKING NASTY TRASH PUT THOSE CHOPSTICKS AWAY BEFORE THE SOCIAL JUSTICE BLOGGERS NAIL YOU TO A TREE FOR APPROPRIATION

THIS SHIT MAKES ME WANT TO BURN DOWN AN OIL REFINERY JESUS FUCKING SKATEBOARDED OFF A CLIFF AND TURNED INTO A PTERODACTYL CHRIST

when i die will you write my obituary?^^^^^^^^

i will but i’m probably gonna call you out on dying like a little bitch

(Source: nom-food, via dirkception)

ynnuf:

You’ve been buttering your cats wrong this whole time.

(Source: iraffiruse, via tardiscrash)

(Source: magickarps, via joncozart)

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