congragulation: so this guy who suffers from premature ejaculation comes out of nowhere
bell-sprout: one time this girl in my biology class got expelled for doing pot in the girl’s room, and my biology teacher said, “why was she messing around with that stuff?” and this guy said “she does it to lose weight” and my teacher just sat down and put her head down for a second before saying “it makes you hungry. it. makes. you. hungry.”
behind-a-wall-of-illusion: somenerdygirl: pantskitton: spains-a-total-uke: When I was little, I used to think it was silly that they put the “external use only” label on bottles because no one would want to eat a bottle of aloe vera, but after reading fanfiction, I know who those warnings are meant for UNTIL I READ THIS I GENUINELY STILL THOUGHT THAT THE PURPOSE OF THOSE LABELS WAS TO...
reallyreallyreallytrying: yo i ain’t saying she’s a gold-digger but she does carry a weird pan everywhere and keep mumbling stuff about “gold in them there hills” idk so yeah she is probably a gold digger
Pretty girls making ugly faces - Troll edition
paperseverywhere: i had an illegal amount of fun drawing this
apatheticghost: today my friend said that he was going to do an impersonation of a gay man and i got ready for some homophobic high pitched comment about clothes but instead he just said in the exact same tone without expression “i am attracted to men”
foreverwholocked: princeharrehs: princeharrehs: i just ordered pizza and as i was about to hang up i said love you out of habit and the guy said it back and after a whole minute of dead silence he just tells me that he hopes that i’m not expecting a discount on the pizza just cause we confessed our undying love for each other! oMFG! guys! he sent me a note on one of the napkins and i just ...
horsejesus: julesadams: why cant people just totally have platonic makeouts like that would be the coolest thing ‘hey friend, im sexually frustrated you wanna makeout’ ‘sure friend anything to help you’ In all honesty I believe this would improve the quality of so many lives
freefolking: in french you don’t really say “i miss you”. you say “you must be ned stark’s bastard”. i love that.
milkpunk: yeah i got a real life fetch modus
jesuislegrandefromage: emily-spectre: psilentasincjelli: C a r r y o n m y w a y w a r d s o o o o o o o n T h e r e ’ l l b e p e a c e when y o u a r e d o o n e L a y y o u r w e a r y h e a d t o r e e e e e e s t D o n ’ t y o u c r y n o m o r e FINALLY AN ACCURATE ONE This is probably one of the reasons the rest of the world thinks we...
In pop culture, girls who crush hopelessly on guys they can’t have are painted...– Lamenting the Friendzone, or: The Nice Guy Approach to Perpetuating Sexist Bullshit (via grrl-meat)
Liberté, Égalité, Fraternité, ou la Mort: DO IT... →
pixolith: sameatschildren: Hi guys I’m obsessed with this shit lately because I don’t want anyone to have unhappy, unsupported boobs like I did. Even if you think your boobs and bras are fine, try it. It will make a big difference in comfort, support, and shape, even if you have…
Intro: yo dis my paper
Body Paragraphs: *written beautifully along with correct spelling and grammar"
Conclusion: dats it lol bye